My dad was wondering who switched on the water heater.
"Me lor" I said.
Then he gave me a crazed look: "Weather so hot, u still bath in warm water. U got boh hoh sey not???"
I juz hahaha-ed my way to the bathroom.
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After showering, was preparing to go out. My mom asked me where I'm heading to.
Me: "To church"
Mom: "Go church for wat?"
Before I can answer her, my dad jumped into the conversation.
Dad (matter-of-factly): "Oh, she go church to play mahjong with Jesus."
I juz looked at him wide-eyed. He really caught me off guard there! Then I proceeded to laugh hysterically...Now who's the warped one? Hahahhaha..... So u know now where I get my warpness from, it's a Chiong factory production *proud*.
If the Lord really knows how to play mj, I hope he lets me gao 大三元, gor dai mua. HUAT AARRRR!!!!
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