Real-life drama. Even betta than 'Legend of the Condor Heroes'.Introducing the characters:
The baddie: 金毛Chimp王 aka 黑山老妖 aka red Indian Chief
The heroes:
1) 独孤老1 aka Lonely Old Man 1
2) 独孤老2 aka Lonely Old Man 2
3) ET
4) Cowboy 'Dua Siah' King
5) The Cow That Jumped Over The Moon (Moo-moo for short)
6) 姑姑 (The 娘 one)
It all started with the feud between 金毛Chimp王 and Cowboy 'Dua Siah' King. As we all know, the Red Indians have always been against the cowboys. But the Chief of the Red Indian Tribe, 金毛Chimp王 especially cannot stand the Cowboy King, becoz he's damn dua siah and irritated the hell out of him. So 金毛Chimp王 vowed to devour all the heroes alive.
Foreseeing this, 独孤老1 and 独孤老2 sent ET with his flying bicycle to the moon to send word to the other unworldly heroes that the battle of the century with 金毛Chimp王 will happen soon.
ET cycled to the moon. Up there, he met Moo-moo, the cow that was supposed to jump over the moon, but got stuck there instead. 姑姑 was there as well and overheard their conversation. She decided to give a hand to the heroes in their battle with 金毛Chimp王. Thus, ET cycled back to earth, transporting Moo-moo on his bicycle, with 姑姑 飘-ing behind them.
They reached earth juz in time, as the battle is juz starting. With their powers combined: earth, fire, wind, water, INTEGRITY... "Captain Planet, he's our hero, gonna bring Chimpanzee down to zero~~"
The battle is still on-going. What will be the outcome?
Will 姑姑 be attracted to 金毛Chimp王, be taken in by his lies and deceit, and switch sides?
Will the heroes be taken prisoners, and forced to don funny hairstyles and lime green shirts?
Will 金毛Chimp王 see the light, and treat them all to Ben & Gerry's (purposely mis-spelled) ice-cream?
Above characters are truly NON-fictional. They do exist, and I did not make them up. Really.
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