Qosmography

Learnt many things in 2 short hours:

1) Must give way to buses that are in bus-bays, even when there are no yellow boxes, and even tho they are NOT signalling to turn out (knn)

2) Children under 10 years of age are not allowed to sit on motorbikes

3) Some have to sell their house for 40k, while others are wearing it on their wrists

4) You can take your driving theory tests in oral (meaning someone sits beside you and read to you in Malay/Mandarin. Dunno teochew can or not)

5) Singaporean Ah Peks are still being cheated by TKCs (Tiong-Kok-Chais). Aren't they juz patriotic? Lao kok kok liao, still wanna "Mari Kitah"... tsk...

6) Age-old MIL & DIL problems still exists. If the son knn, the parents hiong gan...

7) Traffic police are the busiest lots. Besides going to da bao, they catch people's bikes parking at void decks, they catch people with zeng-ed cars, they catch people supposedly not giving way, they catch people with kids on motorbikes, most of all, they catch people UNAWARE. Look out for the sneaky fellas on overhead bridges *disgusted look*

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I met the farniest person ever, and I'm meeting him again today.
How can anyone be so farnie? =)

I love ppl who makes me laugh. I love it even more when they make me laugh uncontrollably.
Coz it makes me feel so haps. Can haps to death...

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She is not one to stay where she is not wanted.

士可杀不可辱.

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Real-life drama. Even betta than 'Legend of the Condor Heroes'.

Introducing the characters:

The baddie: 金毛Chimp王 aka 黑山老妖 aka red Indian Chief

The heroes:
1) 独孤老1 aka Lonely Old Man 1
2) 独孤老2 aka Lonely Old Man 2
3) ET
4) Cowboy 'Dua Siah' King
5) The Cow That Jumped Over The Moon (Moo-moo for short)
6) 姑姑 (The 娘 one)

It all started with the feud between 金毛Chimp王 and Cowboy 'Dua Siah' King. As we all know, the Red Indians have always been against the cowboys. But the Chief of the Red Indian Tribe, 金毛Chimp王 especially cannot stand the Cowboy King, becoz he's damn dua siah and irritated the hell out of him. So 金毛Chimp王 vowed to devour all the heroes alive.

Foreseeing this, 独孤老1 and 独孤老2 sent ET with his flying bicycle to the moon to send word to the other unworldly heroes that the battle of the century with 金毛Chimp王 will happen soon.

ET cycled to the moon. Up there, he met Moo-moo, the cow that was supposed to jump over the moon, but got stuck there instead. 姑姑 was there as well and overheard their conversation. She decided to give a hand to the heroes in their battle with 金毛Chimp王. Thus, ET cycled back to earth, transporting Moo-moo on his bicycle, with 姑姑飘-ing behind them.

They reached earth juz in time, as the battle is juz starting. With their powers combined: earth, fire, wind, water, INTEGRITY... "Captain Planet, he's our hero, gonna bring Chimpanzee down to zero~~"

The battle is still on-going. What will be the outcome?

Will 姑姑 be attracted to 金毛Chimp王, be taken in by his lies and deceit, and switch sides?

Will the heroes be taken prisoners, and forced to don funny hairstyles and lime green shirts?

Will 金毛Chimp王 see the light, and treat them all to Ben & Gerry's (purposely mis-spelled) ice-cream?

Above characters are truly NON-fictional. They do exist, and I did not make them up. Really.

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That familiar feeling of insecurity is back again.

I guess I dunnd to know the answer to my doubt anymore. Coz if a question is answered with another question, it means that the answer is not something I wanna hear. So, fark it.

I wonder if I will have more self-confidence when I hit 30.

I doubt so. Coz I still wanna remain a little girl at heart.

Gonna let my hair down and enjoy "这么近那么远". Drugs, can ask Rat to give him another skeleton belt and make him sing this on Fri? =p

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Girls' talk over drinks:

Me: U dun like long?
Drugs: No, I dun.
Me: How come???
Drugs: Look at my hands, they are too small to handle the long ones...
Me: I see. Well, I like 'em longggggg.
Drugs: I can tell.
*exchange of devilish smiles*

We're talking about my clutch ;)

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商人, 商人, 真伤人...

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This old man, he played one,

He played...

One, one night in Rio...

Again, and again, and again......

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2 songs that has my name in them:

1) 最爱的人伤我最深

黑夜来得无声, 爱情散得无痕.
刻骨的风, 卷起心的清冷,
吹去多年青芬, 只剩我一人.

2) 想和你去吹吹风

繁华色彩光影谁不为它迷倒
笑眼泪光看自己感觉有些寂寥
想起你爱恨早已不再萦绕
那青芬还有些味道

Although I dunno what Mr Jacky Cheung wishes to smell out of me...

Think of me when u sing these 2 songs k...

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Yesterday was the Day of Acceptance, whereby we become catechumen (rhymes with catch-a-human).

My companion in RCIA =)

Father Cary's Bible. Long wanted to take a pic of it since I 1st saw it. It's got this feel to it, like something from many many years ago which u dig out from a treasure box, no?

A powerful prayer, The Hail Mary.

Our Holy Mother.

Free Rosary provided if you dun have one. I like the basket.

That's mine, a gift from a dear fren.

The "Rosary" that Father used to demo (use the mic as comparison... Huge!!)

Father kept clarifying "It's not mine ah... I dun use it to pray. And no, the Pope doesn't use this. No one walks around with this." Then he went on to describe how the owners of this can have fun with it. Lol...

The unsung hero behind the church's cleanliness.

This week's reading is abt Lord Jesus Christ healing a dumb and deaf man.

9.30am to 6.30pm.

10hrs. 3 cigarettes.

The power of Christ. Amen.

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Recap: Post on Friday, 31st July 2009: One Time Too Many.

"Coincidence: There ain't such animal."

Beware of things that are out of place (especially screws).

A leads to B, which leads to C, which leads to D....

And this is the song that doesn't end~ Coz it goes on and on my fren~~~

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How to measure degree of reasonability: By applying the Clapham Omnibus Theory.

It is said that "the man on the Clapham Omnibus is a reasonably educated, but non-specialist person". How many of these do you get on our SBS buses? You'll probably get the belly-scratching Ah Peks and fat-ass Aunties.

And what if I were sitting next to you?

I'd probably screw up your rationality with my warpness.

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What I learned today: Honest Man ≠ Business Man.

But honesty shld be rewarded, no?

At least, dun 吃厚厚 (jia gao gao). Leave some bones and zhup k?

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Can't remems if I was a "Hem" or a "Haw", but I discovered I'm a person who is slow in being receptive to changes. Quite true.

Note to self: SLOW. Does not mean NEVER.

Hai~~ I'm farking not used to it now. But I'll get over it by and by. I will.

But in the meantime, no other changes to current status quo please. I'll be damn confused.

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